Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
Nothing says May in Oklahoma like multiple tornadoes. Nothing says Oklahomans in May like someone mowing the lawn while the sirens go off.
when i die i want to become a ghost and haunt people and give them little ghost smooches and when they’re feeling down i’d write something like keep going you’re great! but in order to keep up the creepy act i’d write it in blood on their wall
This is the most accurate depiction of my love life ever.
ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum